If I was hot I’d probably be super slutty.
once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
i get sexually frustrated just by looking at you
that one person that everybody likes
but you fucking hate