Hello I'm Isabel
and I'd rather be
sleeping.

dialupmodem:

tbh if u really think that iphone users are elitists ask ANY nerd why they prefer android n they’ll go on and on for hours, insulting the phone, steve jobs, tim cook, their entire families, everyone that works for apple, the schools they all attended, and their mothers’ lasagna recipes 

laughbitches:

hurdygurdyflurdy:

laughbitches:

How artsy

So beautiful

Thank you so much!

laughbitches:

hurdygurdyflurdy:

laughbitches:

How artsy

So beautiful

Thank you so much!

Cashier: That'll be $17.67
Me: *hands over $20*
Mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS

(Source: miniwixoide)

710642:

well? can he????

710642:

well? can he????

theslendeyman:

broken-bones-and-golden-thrones:

dildosoup:

Someone please explain this

No one explain it

Took me a second

theslendeyman:

broken-bones-and-golden-thrones:

dildosoup:

Someone please explain this

No one explain it

Took me a second

(Source: spicy-vagina-tacos)

I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES

(Source: oreoprince)

heysoo:

roselalalonde:


thenimbus:



R.I.P. Ato Essandoh



uh

https://twitter.com/AtoEssandoh


JESUS

CHRIST

THIS DUDE.

heysoo:

roselalalonde:

thenimbus:

R.I.P. Ato Essandoh

uh

image

https://twitter.com/AtoEssandoh

JESUS

image

CHRIST

image

THIS DUDE.

(Source: nevver)

smilelikeyouneedit:

I don’t care what anyone says this is one of the best animated hugs of all time

smilelikeyouneedit:

I don’t care what anyone says this is one of the best animated hugs of all time

Petition to remove the word ‘ducking’ from the English language

superawesomesassmaster:

mzieber:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

Is this for real? Seriously?

http://itsonus.org

absolutely revolting